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WHEN A BABOON'S NOT

By Richard Eaves

Well, when a baboon's not
climbin' up a tree,
a baboon's scratchin'
on a baboon flea.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon bunch,
a baboon's munchin'
on a baboon lunch.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon's swoon,
a baboon's croonin'
out a baboon's tune.

I said bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
Life is willy nilly when you're a baboon.
I said bam bomp baloom bamp baloomp bamboon!
It's kind of like livin'

in a silly cartoon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoo!

Well, when a baboon's not
jumpin' up and down,
a baboon's wearin'
a baboon frown.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon race,
a baboon's makin'
a baboon face.

When a baboon's not
playin' baboon tag,
a baboon's playin'
a baboon gag.

I said bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
Life is willy nilly when you're a baboon.
Bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
It's kind of like livin',
Livin' in a silly cartoon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, when a baboon's not
in a baboon flap,
a baboon's takin'
a baboon nap.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon slouch,
a baboon's bein'
a baboon grouch.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon crowd,
a baboon's yellin'
"For cryin' out loud!"

I said bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
Life is willy nilly when you're a baboon.
Bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
It's kind of like livin'
in a silly cartoon...
a silly cartoon.

Well, when a baboon's not
climbin' up a tree,
a baboon's scratchin'
on a baboon flea.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon race,
a baboon's makin' a baboon face.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon flap,
a baboon's takin'
a baboon nap.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon slouch,
a baboon's bein'
a baboon grouch.

When a baboon's not
in a baboon crowd,
a baboon's yellin,
"For cryin' out loud!"

I said bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
Life is willy nilly
when you're a baboon.
Bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp bamboon!
It's kind of like livin'...
livin' in a silly cartoon,
livin' in a silly cartoon,
You're a baboon...
It's like livin' in a silly cartoon.
When you're a baboon...
It's like livin' in a silly cartoon.
Oh, when you're a baboon...
It's like livin' in a silly cartoon...
When you're a...
bam bomp baloom bamp
baloomp baboon!


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