The Goops Table Manners

Table Manners One:

The Goops they lick their fingers,
And the Goops they lick their knives;
They spill their broth
on the tablecloth—
Oh, they lead disgusting lives!

The Goops they talk while eating,
And loud and fast they chew;
And that is why I 'm glad that I
Am not a Goop — are you?

Table Manners Two:

The Goops are gluttonous and rude,
They gug and gumble with their food;
They throw their crumbs upon the floor,
And at dessert they tease for more;

They will not eat their soup and bread,
But like to gobble sweets instead,
And this is why I oft decline,
When I am asked to stay and dine.